Tidbits From The Web Tidbits From The Web...: July 2010

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Tidbits From The Web #74



Chewing gum and helium...
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Star Wars cantina scene reimagined...
10 news stories that the BP oil spill is overshadowing...
Part insect...part timepiece...
The Great Abyss...
Can wolves sing?
Not to beat a dead Kenya horse...
Exercise ball prank...
We too broke to be this stupid...
Stay away from these lawyers...
The vaccine shock of the year...
Some pretty pics for you to browse...
Portable parking spot...
Mmmmmm...baaaaaaconnnnn...
Goodbye Arabia?
99 surprising financial facts...
10 greatest MLB offensive performances...
31 enormous fish...
The U.S. economic collapse top 20 countdown...
What is your card of destiny?
The housing non-recovery...
Crazy cubes...
What is your lifepath and attitude numbers?
Did you ever wanna make your own McDonald's fries?
A vision on the coming apocalypse?


Obama wants a New World Order...





Knowledge

The Gateway to Astronaut Photography of Earth

"The Gateway to Astronaut Photography of Earth hosts the best and most complete online collection of astronaut photographs of the Earth. Beginning with the Mercury missions in the early 1960s, astronauts have taken photographs of the Earth. Our database tracks the locations, supporting data, and digital images for these photographs. We process images coming down from the International Space Station on a daily basis and add them to the 1,014,729 views of the Earth already made accessible on our website." So states the introduction to this NASA site that houses close to 3 million images from outer space. If you can't find what you're looking for on this site, it's probably not available! Do not despair ove ther size; there is a Search facility available as well as the ability to search the vast database by collections to make your search a lot more manageable.


Watch: Zoofs

"Orbitting around the Twitter sphere" to determine the most talked about YouTube vids over the previous 72 hours, Zoof organizes results in a slick thumbnail gallery (sporting embedded playback) from most to least popular, though you can search sub-categories like music, comedy, or even education, cause nothing's more entertaining than watching someone get hit with knowledge.

Wave goodbye to productivity at Zoofs.com



Suds-Making: Grow Your Own Beer Garden

Taking "home brew" to a whole new level, this sud-ssentials kit arrives stocked with a 10"x10" "growing dome", plant stakes, natural gravel, and seed packs for "the magic three": hops, wheat, and barley, which apparently can "regulate blood sugar levels for up to ten hours after consumption". Blood Sugar Levels: 1, Voice Volume: 0.

Go from garden to bottle with the kit from ThinkGeek.com


Today's Quotes

INFLUENCE/ASSOCIATION

“Be careful the environment you choose, for it will shape you; be careful the friends you choose, for you will become like them.” —W. Clement Stone

“Life is too short to spend your precious time trying to convince a person who wants to live in gloom and doom otherwise. Give lifting that person your best show, but don’t hang around long enough for his or her bad attitude to pull you down. Instead, surround yourself with optimistic people.” —Zig Ziglar

“You don’t have to be a ‘person of influence’ to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they’ve taught me.” —Scott Adams

“Get around people who have something of value to share with you. Their impact will continue to have a significant effect on your life long after they have departed.” —Jim Rohn



Fun

Too Many Cooks
A wife is scrambling eggs when her husband bursts into the kitchen.

"Careful," he cries. "Careful! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Scramble them! Now! We need more butter. They're going to stick! Careful! Now scramble them again! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"

The wife turns and asks, "What is wrong with you?"

Her husband calmly replies, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."


Today's Joke

Angels and Demons...

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?"

And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.

So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Ranch Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

Then Satan created HMOs.



LOVE IS ...

... WELL ... IS ...

by David Icke

The antidote to the madness of Mind is the knowing of heart. It is what we call 'love', though no word exists, not even a vibration, which can capture the meaning of love in its Infinite, stillness and silence.

Mind thinks it knows love, but it is blind to its true immensity, numb to its music, its poetry, its All Knowing. Rumi wrote:

Those who don't feel this Love
pulling them like a river,
those who don't drink dawn
like a cup of spring water
or take in sunset like supper,
those who don't want to change,

Let them sleep.

This Love is beyond the study of theology,
that old trickery and hypocrisy.
If you want to improve your mind that way,

Sleep on.

I've given up on my brain.
I've torn the cloth to shreds
and thrown it away.

If you're not completely naked,
wrap your beautiful robe of words
around you,

And sleep.

We talk about the 'conscious' Mind when Mind without true Consciousness is unconscious. Most of this 'world' is unconscious as it - unconsciously - follows the programs of Mind believing them to be self-awareness and personal 'choice'. Yet it is only reaction to program, like a computer reading a disk.

Mind is the vehicle for Consciousness - but the 'car' has become also the driver.


Peace, love, and happiness until next time...